That's Not Jesus at 4:58 PM

Dear Crazy People,

I know you fancy yourselves people of faith, and I can dig that. Maybe you are people of faith. I won't say otherwise. But tell me this. Why is this special? Because a car leaked oil that kind of looks like a face? Because if that's the case, I've got a shadow on my basement wall in the shape of John the Baptist in the Jordan River that shows up at about 8:00 every night. I can take a picture of it, and I'll sell it to you for the low low price of $500. Seriously people. Does this enhance your faith? If so, how? What message is the Lawd sending by causing oil to leak in the shape of a face (kind of)? I'm not making fun of you, crazy people, as hard as that may be to believe . I'd just like an answer to the question. So if anyone's out there who thinks that Jesus is sending oil messages, the comments are open. I'd love to hear from you.

Love,
Tha Docta