The List: Searches, Part 2 at 11:15 PM

Since the first installment of this list was so popular, I'll keep a running list of more searches. Whenever I get about 20 or so, I'll continue to post them. Part 1
I'll also post where the blog showed up on the results list, and if there was a specific post that came up in the results, I'll link to it. (Sometimes it links to the main page, but sometimes there are specific posts)

1. adults playing doctor (Ah, a great first entry for the second edition of this list. Result #16)
2. shot tetanus photo blog
3. get out of work doctor's note
4. things found in a doctor office (Result #1, though I can't think of many things in a doctor's office that make me angry.)
5. FUNNY PHLEBOTOMY CARTOON PICTURES (There were some weird results here, but I didn't see the link to this site)
6. World trump center (Whoa. Result #1)
7. Midwestern Charm (That's two exact matches for titles of posts. This is getting weird. Result #1 from a search powered by USA Today...)
8. "black keys" (Didn't see a link here either, but the Black Keys are a great band.)
9. bird doctor (Couldn't fiind where this was on the list, but it had to link to this post.)
10. doctor's day work (Result #20)
11. dead mouse or bird in duct work (This continues to be the most linked-to post...result #16)
12. the doctor's office papers (Gonna get the papers, the papers. Results #11 and #12)
13. doctor's office porn (Are you serious? Again? What kind of people look for this? Of course, with the mention of it on the last list of searches, now I have two results...#2 (homepage), and #4...Something tells me this is not the last we've seen of that search.)
14. call turk (Ah, I remember this one. Result #6)
15. doctor's office porn (*sigh* see above)
16. doctor's excuse for work (Results #4 and #8...brought up the home page and the last list of searches)
17. doctor office porn (you have got to be kidding me. I'm just going to have to start tallying these or something. This is getting ridiculous.)
18. free doctor's excuse (I'm not sure what this guy was looking for, but I was result #7)
19. doctor's excuse (I'm sensing another trend here. Result #17)
20. "Doctor's Excuse" (Definitely another thing to tally. Result #16)
21. the horny doctor (I...what...how...*sigh again*)
22. real looking doctor's excuse (Result #6)
23. doctor office porn (so basically we've had no different searches since #14 on the list. I'm going to have to stop acknowledging this stuff so people can't find my site with these keywords.)
24. Free doctor's excuse (I have nothing more to say about this)
25. doctor excuse from work
26. Free Doctor's Excuse
27. doctor's excuse
28. doclove (Result #10--this was interesting. The IP address is from Honolulu, and it was on a server from the US government. Maybe "doclove" means something in Hawaiian that I don't know about.)

So there you have it. The unintentional visitors to my blog are mostly perverts and people looking to get out of work. Way to make a guy feel good about his blog. Next time I'll tally those searches so that they don't take up so much space.